Welcome to Dick Check
The confidential way to see how you measure up
How It Works
- Measure yourself - Follow our simple measurement guidelines to accurately record your dimensions.
- Submit anonymously - Your data is completely anonymous. We only use a browser cookie to track your submission.
- Get your percentile - See where you stand compared to other anonymous submissions in our database.
Global Statistics
Curious about how you might compare? Check out our comprehensive statistical data from anonymous submissions.
Privacy First
Your privacy is our top priority. We don't collect any personal information - no email, no account, no name. All measurements are stored anonymously and only used for statistical purposes.
Disclaimer
Dick Check is designed for educational and entertainment purposes only. The data is self-reported and not verified. No judgments should be made based on these measurements. Although, we all know it's not meaningless!