Dick Check

Welcome to Dick Check

The confidential way to see how you measure up

How It Works

  1. Measure yourself - Follow our simple measurement guidelines to accurately record your dimensions.
  2. Submit anonymously - Your data is completely anonymous. We only use a browser cookie to track your submission.
  3. Get your percentile - See where you stand compared to other anonymous submissions in our database.
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Global Statistics

Curious about how you might compare? Check out our comprehensive statistical data from anonymous submissions.

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Privacy First

Your privacy is our top priority. We don't collect any personal information - no email, no account, no name. All measurements are stored anonymously and only used for statistical purposes.

Disclaimer

Dick Check is designed for educational and entertainment purposes only. The data is self-reported and not verified. No judgments should be made based on these measurements. Although, we all know it's not meaningless!